alarmingpenguin:

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thankfulforanotherdawn:

thought this was dope

(Source: beben-eleben, via alydoremi)

Timestamp: 1406175025

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via ph0king)

Timestamp: 1406160846
  • Reasons to date me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week.
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  • Trackname:

    Stay
  • Artist:

    성수진 (Sung Su Jin)
  • Album:

    Stay

timothydelaghetto:

followmeslut:

Bruh

Lmao omg! But aye…

Timestamp: 1406130579

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

(via ohdamnitskenny)

Timestamp: 1406130406

Anonymous:
So me and my boyfriend broke up two months ago because he left me another girl online but he doesn't know that girl is secretly me catfishing him

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

OH MY GOD

YOU A SMART BITCH